Who ever thought that they would live to see something this loopy? Well if you didn’t let me introduce you to The Quantum Sleeper, a bed that hermetically seals itself as you sleep to protect you from “Bio-Chemical terrorist attack,” “natural disaster,” “kidnappers/stalkers” (only those who don’t possess a forklift, surely) and affords “Bulletproof ‘Saferoom’ protection.”

Made with 1.25″ Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding, The Quantum Sleeper also gives you features for more security such as Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, emergency release and even a Toiletry system. LOL Loopy or What?

Via [BoingBoing]